A Handmade, Classic Butcher Block Table

**"Guess what’s tougher than your Monday morning?" The Table!" 108-inch Vintage Butcher’s Table! { **

Designed to outlast millennia (and your wildest culinary adventures), this beast of a table is more than just a beautiful retro face. Need somewhere to hide from your in-laws discreetly, chop, or prep during dinner parties? Part workstation, part impromptu buffet station, part "why-did-I-ever-settle-for-less"— revelation at 31" deep and 33" high.

Consumers rave: "Finally, a table that works harder than my coffee maker." The * Save time battling unstable IKEA replacements and own something that really lasts longer than your houseplants. Strong sentimental longing free of cost.